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Abdelrahman Younes wins three medals, breaks world record at weightlifting championships

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·3 Nov, 11:31 am
Abdelrahman Younes wins three medals, breaks world record at weightlifting championships — Egypt
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Egyptian Youth and Sports Minister Gohar Nabil on Monday, November 2, 2026, congratulated weightlifter Abdelrahman Younes after he won three medals and broke a world record at the 2026 World Weightlifting Championships in Ningbo, China. Younes claimed gold in the men's 85kg total with a combined lift of 390kg, setting a new world record. He … The post Abdelrahman Younes wins three medals, breaks world record at weightlifting championships appeared first on Egypt Independent .

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"Abdelrahman Younes wins three medals, breaks world record at weightlifting championships" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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