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Egypt-Sudan sign agreement to defend water security

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·3 Nov, 09:48 am
Egypt-Sudan sign agreement to defend water security — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Egypt and Sudan signed a joint water security pact.

The UNHINGED Take

Egypt fearing Ethiopia's dam is like a lion sleeping in its own bloodshed. Sudan goes along like a dog in a desert. A slap on the tongue for Ethiopia's arrogance.

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Egypt fearing Ethiopia's dam is like a lion sleeping in its own bloodshed.

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