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Egypt, UAE probe cooperation to develop Omayed Natural Reserve

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·3 Nov, 11:18 am
Egypt, UAE probe cooperation to develop Omayed Natural Reserve — Egypt
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The Straight Version

EEAA boss Sherif Abdel Rahim and UAE investors plot a fake nature reserve in Matrouh.

The UNHINGED Take

‘Omayed Reserve’ is just UAE cash dumping on sand, pretense of wilderness to dodge debt. Leopards? Nah—only clown hare cousins on their custodial treadmill.

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The Bottom Line

COWARD ROCK / 10

‘Omayed Reserve’ is just UAE cash dumping on sand, pretense of wilderness to dodge debt.

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‘Omayed Reserve’ is just UAE cash dumping on sand, pretense of wilderness to dodge debt. COWARD ROCK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/egypt-uae-probe-cooperation-to-develop-omayed-natural #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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