The Straight Version
Fake nuclear attack alerts posted on hacked Russian and Ukrainian emergency apps.
The UNHINGED Take
Call it a 'glitch', but it's toddlers juggling nuclear missiles while the world rolls its eyes. Egypt's couscous could make better headlines.

The Bottom Line
NUCLEAR NINCOMPOOP REGRESSION / 10
Call it a 'glitch', but it's toddlers juggling nuclear missiles while the world rolls its eyes.
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Call it a 'glitch', but it's toddlers juggling nuclear missiles while the world rolls its eyes. NUCLEAR NINCOMPOOP REGRESSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/fake-warnings-of-nuclear-attack-posted-on-hacked #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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