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Houthis announce attacks on Dammam and Jazan airports

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·3 Nov, 08:17 am
Houthis announce attacks on Dammam and Jazan airports — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Houthis launched drones at Dammam, claimed hit on Jazan, unconfirmed.

The UNHINGED Take

They drop drones over Dammam like spam on the Nile, yalla hoax at Jazan, Saudi just screams empty, Houthi drama suits cheetah.

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They drop drones over Dammam like spam on the Nile, yalla hoax at Jazan, Saudi just screams empty, Houthi drama suits cheetah.

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They drop drones over Dammam like spam on the Nile, yalla hoax at Jazan, Saudi just screams empty, Houthi drama suits cheetah. FATAL HAMMER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/houthis-announce-attacks-on-dammam-and-jazan-airports #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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