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Ligue des champions : après le fiasco historique lensois, les clubs français dans la nuit

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·5 Nov, 07:56 am
Ligue des champions : après le fiasco historique lensois, les clubs français dans la nuit — France
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The Straight Version

Lens suffered a record-breaking 9-1 home defeat in the Champions League, while Lille faces imminent elimination.

The UNHINGED Take

Lens turned the pitch into a public execution site while our clubs keep proving that French football is just a glorified tax haven for professional embarrassment.

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NATIONAL HUMILIATION / 10

Lens turned the pitch into a public execution site while our clubs keep proving that French football is just a glorified tax haven for professional embarrassment.

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Lens turned the pitch into a public execution site while our clubs keep proving that French football is just a glorified tax haven for professional embarrassment. NATIONAL HUMILIATION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/ligue-des-champions-apr-s-le-fiasco-historique #NZEl

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