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Danantara Bakal Caplok Saham BEI Sebelum Bursa IPO

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ IndonesiaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Detik.comยท28 Oct, 08:00 am
Danantara Bakal Caplok Saham BEI Sebelum Bursa IPO โ€” Indonesia
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The Straight Version

Danantara is set to acquire shares in the Indonesia Stock Exchange before its planned initial public offering.

The UNHINGED Take

Another state-owned parasite latching onto the market before it even goes public. Just another elaborate shell game for bureaucrats to juggle taxpayer cash while retail investors get played for fools.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE CIRCUS TRASH / 10

Another state-owned parasite latching onto the market before it even goes public.

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