The Straight Version
From Donegal, parents report sweet jack‑o‑lanterns spiked with pins during Halloween.
The UNHINGED Take
Donegal growers still pinch treats like they're doing a DIY plunge; Gardaí chasing a leprechaun of a plot.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Donegal growers still pinch treats like they're doing a DIY plunge; Gardaí chasing a leprechaun of a plot.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Donegal growers still pinch treats like they're doing a DIY plunge; Gardaí chasing a leprechaun of a plot. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/garda-investigating-reports-of-pins-found-in-halloween #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
