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Health authorities probe two suspected Ebola cases in northeast Nigeria

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 09:01 pm
Health authorities probe two suspected Ebola cases in northeast Nigeria — Ireland
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The Straight Version

The two individuals have been isolated while officials carry out contact tracing and laboratory testing.

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