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Thousands demonstrate in Paris as protests spread across Europe

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·31 Oct, 09:29 pm
Thousands demonstrate in Paris as protests spread across Europe — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Over 320,000 in Paris protest cost, clash with police.

The UNHINGED Take

Paris mobs, a bunch of muckers with empty pockets, toss rentscammers skyward. Police, slick as Irish cream, scramble to crush a march that reeks of cheap receipts and stale baguettes.

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Paris mobs, a bunch of muckers with empty pockets, toss rentscammers skyward.

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Paris mobs, a bunch of muckers with empty pockets, toss rentscammers skyward. NORTHSTAR RANT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/thousands-demonstrate-in-paris-as-protests-spread-across #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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