The Straight Version
Over 320,000 in Paris protest cost, clash with police.
The UNHINGED Take
Paris mobs, a bunch of muckers with empty pockets, toss rentscammers skyward. Police, slick as Irish cream, scramble to crush a march that reeks of cheap receipts and stale baguettes.

The Bottom Line
NORTHSTAR RANT / 10
Paris mobs, a bunch of muckers with empty pockets, toss rentscammers skyward.
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Paris mobs, a bunch of muckers with empty pockets, toss rentscammers skyward. NORTHSTAR RANT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/thousands-demonstrate-in-paris-as-protests-spread-across #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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