The Straight Version
About 320,000 French protesters marched, mostly peacefully, demanding lower living costs.
The UNHINGED Take
France's 320,000 ragtag masses shouted for less rent, but the baguette-brained elites grimaced, hoping the bougie storm would wash up on a baguette beach. Guess their fiscal plan is as flaky as croissants.

The Bottom Line
FRENCH MESSED / 10
France's 320,000 ragtag masses shouted for less rent, but the baguette-brained elites grimaced, hoping the bougie storm would wash up on a baguette beach.
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France's 320,000 ragtag masses shouted for less rent, but the baguette-brained elites grimaced, hoping the bougie storm would wash up on a baguette beach. FRENCH MESSED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/some-320-000-demonstrators-take-part-in-largely #NZElection2026 #Un
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