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Some 320,000 demonstrators take part in largely peaceful protests across France

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·31 Oct, 09:34 pm
Some 320,000 demonstrators take part in largely peaceful protests across France — Ireland
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The Straight Version

About 320,000 French protesters marched, mostly peacefully, demanding lower living costs.

The UNHINGED Take

France's 320,000 ragtag masses shouted for less rent, but the baguette-brained elites grimaced, hoping the bougie storm would wash up on a baguette beach. Guess their fiscal plan is as flaky as croissants.

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FRENCH MESSED / 10

France's 320,000 ragtag masses shouted for less rent, but the baguette-brained elites grimaced, hoping the bougie storm would wash up on a baguette beach.

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France's 320,000 ragtag masses shouted for less rent, but the baguette-brained elites grimaced, hoping the bougie storm would wash up on a baguette beach. FRENCH MESSED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/some-320-000-demonstrators-take-part-in-largely #NZElection2026 #Un

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