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Jamaal Bowman: ‘If I had kept my mouth shut, I’d be in Congress’

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 10:10 am
Jamaal Bowman: ‘If I had kept my mouth shut, I’d be in Congress’ — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Jamaal Bowman claims he would still be in Congress if he had stayed silent.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine blaming silence for your own political suicide instead of just admitting you are a loud-mouthed eejit who blew your own career to smithereens. Absolute gobshite.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10

Imagine blaming silence for your own political suicide instead of just admitting you are a loud-mouthed eejit who blew your own career to smithereens.

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Imagine blaming silence for your own political suicide instead of just admitting you are a loud-mouthed eejit who blew your own career to smithereens. COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/jamaal-bowman-if-i-had-kept-my-mouth #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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