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Qatar LNG carrier struck by ‘unidentified objects’ in Gulf

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 10:21 am
Qatar LNG carrier struck by ‘unidentified objects’ in Gulf — Ireland
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The Straight Version

A Qatari LNG carrier was struck by unidentified objects in the Persian Gulf, causing no damage.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine trying to blow up a floating gas bomb and missing the mark entirely. Qatar’s multi-billion dollar metal tube is doing more to dodge reality than a politician dodging a tax audit.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE AMATEUR HOUR / 10

Imagine trying to blow up a floating gas bomb and missing the mark entirely.

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Imagine trying to blow up a floating gas bomb and missing the mark entirely. ABSOLUTE AMATEUR HOUR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/qatar-lng-carrier-struck-by-unidentified-objects-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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