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Yemeni government forces seize strategic positions in al-Jawf

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 10:08 am
Yemeni government forces seize strategic positions in al-Jawf — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Yemeni government forces captured strategic positions and weapons depots from opposition groups in al-Jawf province.

The UNHINGED Take

Just another day of shuffling scrap metal across the desert while everyone dies for absolutely nothing. Those crates will be rusted junk in a week anyway.

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POINTLESS MEAT GRINDER / 10

Just another day of shuffling scrap metal across the desert while everyone dies for absolutely nothing.

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