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Opening of new 12-bed unit at North West Hospice ‘a good day for the Northwest’

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·3 Nov, 07:00 am
Opening of new 12-bed unit at North West Hospice ‘a good day for the Northwest’ — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Northwest Hospice opens a new 12-bed unit after 40 years of fundraising.

The UNHINGED Take

Forty years of frugal fundraising, finally pop a 12‑bed unit like a brothel’s new window, and call it charity. A glorified coffeeticket for the dying.

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Forty years of frugal fundraising, finally pop a 12‑bed unit like a brothel’s new window, and call it charity.

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Forty years of frugal fundraising, finally pop a 12‑bed unit like a brothel’s new window, and call it charity. UNFILTERED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/opening-of-new-12-bed-unit-at-north #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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