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Rolex and Cartier watches among luxury assets seized by CAB to be auctioned off

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·2 Nov, 09:50 pm

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CAB wrestles Rolex and Cartier watches from holders to auction.

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Cab’s hustlers’ grip on gold is tighter than a leprechaun’s pocket. While Rolex trophies sit on fire-proof piles, thieves are still chasing a best-selling velvet glove.

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Cab’s hustlers’ grip on gold is tighter than a leprechaun’s pocket.

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