The Straight Version
Sligo Science Festival staged splashy return, sparking local excitement.
The UNHINGED Take
Sligo's science festival splashes back—bring your own corkscrew. The only thing heating up is the crowd's patience while organisers run out of juice before the keynote.

The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Sligo's science festival splashes back—bring your own corkscrew.
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