The Straight Version
Government revises sanction for maintenance of streetlights
The UNHINGED Take
"Government revises sanction for maintenance of streetlights" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Government revises sanction for maintenance of streetlights" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Government revises sanction for maintenance of streetlights" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/government-revises-sanction-for-maintenance-of-streetlights #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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