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Shahi Masjid imam calls for ‘used water harvesting pit’ to recharge groundwater against El Nino backdrop

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·3 Nov, 01:54 pm
Shahi Masjid imam calls for ‘used water harvesting pit’ to recharge groundwater against El Nino backdrop — India
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The Straight Version

Shahi Masjid imam urges devotees to drain stale water into pits to ‘recharge’ groundwater during El Nino crisis.

The UNHINGED Take

A ghoul of a cleric preaching guilt‑works to dump dirty water like a cosmic pot‑ash, proving faith’s floodgate still leaks more pollution than the monsoon. Hindu Gods should be letting go, not flooding.

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The Bottom Line

STINKY HEDGE / 10

A ghoul of a cleric preaching guilt‑works to dump dirty water like a cosmic pot‑ash, proving faith’s floodgate still leaks more pollution than the monsoon.

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A ghoul of a cleric preaching guilt‑works to dump dirty water like a cosmic pot‑ash, proving faith’s floodgate still leaks more pollution than the monsoon. STINKY HEDGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/shahi-masjid-imam-calls-for-used-water-harvesting #NZElection2026 #

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