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Are Houthis using Russian satellites as Saudi Arabia fends off strikes?

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 08:08 am
Are Houthis using Russian satellites as Saudi Arabia fends off strikes? — Japan
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Analysts suggest the Houthi rebels are utilizing Russian satellite data to coordinate drone and missile strikes.

The UNHINGED Take

Moscow is outsourcing their midlife crisis to sandal-wearing militants because Putin’s geopolitical Tinder profile is clearly hitting a new low of pathetic desperation.

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Moscow is outsourcing their midlife crisis to sandal-wearing militants because Putin’s geopolitical Tinder profile is clearly hitting a new low of pathetic desperation.

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Moscow is outsourcing their midlife crisis to sandal-wearing militants because Putin’s geopolitical Tinder profile is clearly hitting a new low of pathetic desperation. GLOBAL CIRCUS ACT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/are-houthis-using-russian-satellites-as-saudi-ara

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