The Straight Version
France is boarding up shops and bracing for another weekend of riots coinciding with Halloween.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine dressing up as a ghost just to watch the entire country burn down for the third time this month. Absolute peak French performance: replacing actual governance with high-fashion street arson.
The Bottom Line
NATIONAL MELTDOWN / 10
Imagine dressing up as a ghost just to watch the entire country burn down for the third time this month.
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Imagine dressing up as a ghost just to watch the entire country burn down for the third time this month. NATIONAL MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/france-braces-for-halloween-protests-shops-board-up #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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