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RSF senior commander defects, accusing Sudan group’s leadership of nepotism

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 08:09 am
RSF senior commander defects, accusing Sudan group’s leadership of nepotism — Japan
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The Straight Version

RSF commander Siddiq Ander defected, slamming the paramilitary group as a corrupt, family-run business.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine realizing your genocidal death squad is just a mediocre family reunion with better guns. These idiots are burning the country down just to keep the cousins on the payroll.

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The Bottom Line

NEPOTISM DISASTER / 10

Imagine realizing your genocidal death squad is just a mediocre family reunion with better guns.

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