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🔴 Death toll from train collision in central Spain rises to 64, regional government says

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 01:11 pm
🔴 Death toll from train collision in central Spain rises to 64, regional government says — Japan
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The Straight Version

A train collision in central Spain has killed 64 people according to regional government officials.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain’s rail network is basically a glorified death trap run by bureaucrats who clearly couldn't coordinate a two-car funeral. Absolutely munted infrastructure proving that the 21st century is just a faster way to reach the morgue.

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ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE CATASTROPHE / 10

Spain’s rail network is basically a glorified death trap run by bureaucrats who clearly couldn't coordinate a two-car funeral.

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Spain’s rail network is basically a glorified death trap run by bureaucrats who clearly couldn't coordinate a two-car funeral. ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE CATASTROPHE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/death-toll-from-train-collision-in-central-spain #NZElection2026 #Unhinge

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