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Real Madrid apologise to Chinese people for Mbappe’s Mao ‘dictator’ remark

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 12:56 pm
Real Madrid apologise to Chinese people for Mbappe’s Mao ‘dictator’ remark — Japan
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The Straight Version

Real Madrid apologized to China after Kylian Mbappe made disparaging remarks about Mao Zedong.

The UNHINGED Take

Real Madrid would sell their own grandmother for a Yuan. Imagine groveling to a regime just to keep selling overpriced shirts to people who don't care about your sport.

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Real Madrid would sell their own grandmother for a Yuan.

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