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Tens of thousands flee Ethiopia fighting into neighbouring Kenya

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 12:51 pm
Tens of thousands flee Ethiopia fighting into neighbouring Kenya — Japan
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The Straight Version

Tens of thousands of Ethiopian refugees are flooding into Kenya to escape violent fighting in Moyale town.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another border turning into a human sieve while regional warlords treat their own citizens like target practice. Just world-class incompetence masquerading as a humanitarian disaster.

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ABSOLUTE GEOPOLITICAL TRASH / 10

Another day, another border turning into a human sieve while regional warlords treat their own citizens like target practice.

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Another day, another border turning into a human sieve while regional warlords treat their own citizens like target practice. ABSOLUTE GEOPOLITICAL TRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/tens-of-thousands-flee-ethiopia-fighting-into-neighbouring #NZElection2026 #Unhing

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