The Straight Version
Diana Shnaider defeated Leylah Fernandez in three sets to win the Pan Pacific Open final.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching these two grind out sets for a glorified Tokyo participation trophy is the ultimate cure for insomnia. A complete waste of court space while the fans just pray for a rainout.
The Bottom Line
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Watching these two grind out sets for a glorified Tokyo participation trophy is the ultimate cure for insomnia.
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