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Lower-ranked players struggle with mental and physical strain near end of long season

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·1 Nov, 08:39 am
Lower-ranked players struggle with mental and physical strain near end of long season — Japan
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The Straight Version

Sports psychologist Jeff Greenwald claims low-ranked players face severe mental and physical exhaustion by the season's end.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine crying because you have to play the game you chose. If you are too soft to handle the grind, go flip burgers and leave the court to someone with a spine.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE SOFT SERVE / 10

Imagine crying because you have to play the game you chose.

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Imagine crying because you have to play the game you chose. ABSOLUTE SOFT SERVE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/lower-ranked-players-struggle-with-mental-and-physical #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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