The Straight Version
Japanese manufacturers are eyeing Vietnamese farmed fish to replace expensive surimi ingredients ahead of the winter peak.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says authentic Japanese cuisine like grinding up mystery Vietnamese sludge to save a few yen. Enjoy your radioactive-adjacent fish paste, you absolute bottom-feeders.
The Bottom Line
TOXIC SLOP / 10
Nothing says authentic Japanese cuisine like grinding up mystery Vietnamese sludge to save a few yen.
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Nothing says authentic Japanese cuisine like grinding up mystery Vietnamese sludge to save a few yen. TOXIC SLOP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/farmed-fish-from-vietnam-eyed-as-surimi-ingredient #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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