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Pompeii cupboard opens window onto life before Vesuvius erupted

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·1 Nov, 07:44 am
Pompeii cupboard opens window onto life before Vesuvius erupted — Japan
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The Straight Version

Archaeologists in Pompeii discovered a preserved cupboard containing everyday objects buried by the AD 79 volcanic eruption.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine waiting two millennia just for some archeo-nerd to dig up your dusty old kitchen cabinets. Pompeii is basically a prehistoric hoarder house, and you're all gawking at the garbage.

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The Bottom Line

ARCHAEOLOGICAL TRASH BIN / 10

Imagine waiting two millennia just for some archeo-nerd to dig up your dusty old kitchen cabinets.

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