The Straight Version
Kewpie mayonnaise and Asahi Mitsuya Cider are among 1,500 food items seeing price hikes this November.
The UNHINGED Take
The corporate suits are gutting our wallets just to squeeze extra yen out of basic condiment misery. Enjoy your expensive, flavorless egg sludge while the salarymen laugh all the way to the bank.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
The corporate suits are gutting our wallets just to squeeze extra yen out of basic condiment misery.
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The corporate suits are gutting our wallets just to squeeze extra yen out of basic condiment misery. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/prices-of-nearly-1-500-food-and-beverage #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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