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What a Japanese scientist says can be done about the climate’s nitrogen problem

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·1 Nov, 07:03 am
What a Japanese scientist says can be done about the climate’s nitrogen problem — Japan
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The Straight Version

A Japanese scientist proposes solutions to mitigate the environmental damage caused by reactive nitrogen from synthetic fertilizers.

The UNHINGED Take

We spent decades poisoning the soil to grow surplus food just to realize we’ve turned the planet into a giant, slow-motion chemical bomb. Great job, humanity, we really nailed the suicide run.

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The Bottom Line

TOXIC WASTEPILE / 10

We spent decades poisoning the soil to grow surplus food just to realize we’ve turned the planet into a giant, slow-motion chemical bomb.

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