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Despite attacks, Saudi Aramco posts 34% rise in net profits in latest quarter

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 10:13 am
Despite attacks, Saudi Aramco posts 34% rise in net profits in latest quarter — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Saudi Aramco posted a 34 percent profit surge to 36.25 billion dollars despite ongoing infrastructure attacks.

The UNHINGED Take

Aramco is out here printing billions while their pipelines double as target practice. It is just capitalism playing hide and seek with missiles, and the house always wins.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE WARLORD GREED / 10

Aramco is out here printing billions while their pipelines double as target practice.

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