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Ukraine and Russia are taking the war underground as drones saturate the battlefield

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 04:52 pm
Ukraine and Russia are taking the war underground as drones saturate the battlefield — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Ukraine's Zelensky launched Operation Veles, sending troops into a deserted pipeline to fight Russian underground tactics while drones saturate fronts.

The UNHINGED Take

Kyiv's pipeline gambol is fools' play, Russians hide in tunnels like Nairobi squatters, while drones do nothing but snap war selfies. It's the most pathetic war theatre since Kombi City.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Kyiv's pipeline gambol is fools' play, Russians hide in tunnels like Nairobi squatters, while drones do nothing but snap war selfies.

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Kyiv's pipeline gambol is fools' play, Russians hide in tunnels like Nairobi squatters, while drones do nothing but snap war selfies. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/ukraine-and-russia-are-taking-the-war-underground #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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