The Straight Version
Talarico leads Paxton in Texas Senate race, challengers aim to end 30-year Democratic losing streak.
The UNHINGED Take
Talarico is prowling Texas like a political cheetah, chasing a 30-year dinosaur. Paxton is a taxman who forgot his own résumé, while France 24's Andrés Espinal needs a new theme, 'Sarcastic Rwanda.'
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Talarico is prowling Texas like a political cheetah, chasing a 30-year dinosaur.
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