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US Midterms: Texas Democrat Talarico holds last rally ahead of vote

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 04:50 pm
US Midterms: Texas Democrat Talarico holds last rally ahead of vote — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Texas Democrat Talarico held final rally ahead of midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

Talarico’s rally spins Texas into a blue tornado, but syndicate cash and cousin-friendly donors are just leftovers from a circus still craving Texas’s cheese.

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The Bottom Line

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Talarico’s rally spins Texas into a blue tornado, but syndicate cash and cousin-friendly donors are just leftovers from a circus still craving Texas’s cheese.

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Talarico’s rally spins Texas into a blue tornado, but syndicate cash and cousin-friendly donors are just leftovers from a circus still craving Texas’s cheese. BUBBLE BEAN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/us-midterms-texas-democrat-talarico-holds-last-rally #NZElection2

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