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US midterm elections: Over 58 million Americans cast early ballots

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 04:46 pm
US midterm elections: Over 58 million Americans cast early ballots — Kenya
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The Straight Version

US voters surpass 58M early, turning the midterms into Trump's personal referendum.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s ego rattles louder than a 58M vote drum; Democrats think House is theirs, but Senate's circus will land them in leaks as much as a Kenyan newsprint.

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The Bottom Line

ABOLUTE COLD ROT / 10

Trump’s ego rattles louder than a 58M vote drum; Democrats think House is theirs, but Senate's circus will land them in leaks as much as a Kenyan newsprint.

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Trump’s ego rattles louder than a 58M vote drum; Democrats think House is theirs, but Senate's circus will land them in leaks as much as a Kenyan newsprint. ABOLUTE COLD ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/us-midterm-elections-over-58-million-americans-cast #NZElectio

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