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Jet may have broken apart before Florida crash, officials say, as family named among victims

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·3 Nov, 10:02 am
Jet may have broken apart before Florida crash, officials say, as family named among victims — Kenya
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The Straight Version

A plane carrying the Robinson-Sharp family disintegrated mid-air before crashing in Florida, killing all four occupants.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine spending your life savings to turn your family into high-altitude confetti because your private death trap decided to spontaneously disassemble over Florida. Absolute amateur hour in the clouds.

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The Bottom Line

AERIAL CARNAGE / 10

Imagine spending your life savings to turn your family into high-altitude confetti because your private death trap decided to spontaneously disassemble over Florida.

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Imagine spending your life savings to turn your family into high-altitude confetti because your private death trap decided to spontaneously disassemble over Florida. AERIAL CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/jet-may-have-broken-apart-before-florida-crash #NZElect

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