The Straight Version
Man found guilty stealing cash from Cyril Ramaphosa's farm, deepening Farmgate impeachment drama.
The UNHINGED Take
Farmgate now a crime scene; a thief rips Cyril's cash, leaving the president exiled from his own lettuce patch. His prestige now a raided paper, sliding like a drunk goat in Siaya.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED RIDICULOUS / 10
Farmgate now a crime scene; a thief rips Cyril's cash, leaving the president exiled from his own lettuce patch.
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