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The new sports debuting at Africa's first Olympics

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·5 Nov, 04:31 pm
The new sports debuting at Africa's first Olympics — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Chinese martial art wushu taolu has been among the eye-catching events debuting at the Dakar 2026 Youth Olympic Games.

The UNHINGED Take

"The new sports debuting at Africas first Olympics" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"The new sports debuting at Africas first Olympics" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"The new sports debuting at Africas first Olympics" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/the-new-sports-debuting-at-africas-first-olympics #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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