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Will Atiku Abubakar be on Nigeria's presidential ballot after court ruling?

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·5 Nov, 10:00 pm
Will Atiku Abubakar be on Nigeria's presidential ballot after court ruling? — Kenya
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The high court has sacked the leadership of the opposition ADC party with only months to go until elections.

The UNHINGED Take

"Will Atiku Abubakar be on Nigerias presidential ballot after court ruling?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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"Will Atiku Abubakar be on Nigerias presidential ballot after court ruling?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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