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US carries out 'limited strikes' on Qeshm Island in Iran

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·3 Nov, 03:02 am
US carries out 'limited strikes' on Qeshm Island in Iran — Kenya
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The Straight Version

US military fired limited strikes on Qeshm Island, Iran, just before US midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

Patriotomy, the U.S. blew Qeshm like an absentee ballot, tramping the island while the electorate waits for their own surprise attack.

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The Bottom Line

BRAINLESS SNAKE / 10

Patriotomy, the U.S.

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