The Straight Version
US midterms open today with election results expected to drag on for days.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching the Yanks fumble with paper ballots for a week is top-tier comedy. It is a geriatric circus run by clowns who can barely count to ten.
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The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Watching the Yanks fumble with paper ballots for a week is top-tier comedy.
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Watching the Yanks fumble with paper ballots for a week is top-tier comedy. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/us-midterm-elections-live-polls-due-to-open #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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