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US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 02:28 am
US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks — Kenya
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The Straight Version

The United States reportedly struck Iran's Qeshm Island on Monday, even as President Donald Trump signalled progress in negotiations with Tehran to end the eight-month-old conflict. The reported attack was the latest in a series of limited strikes Washington has secretly carried out in recent weeks.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from US strikes Irans Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks: "US strikes Irans Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from US strikes Irans Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks: "US strikes Irans Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks".

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