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US urges Venezuela to follow phased plan for democratic transition

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 02:27 am
US urges Venezuela to follow phased plan for democratic transition — Kenya
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The Straight Version

U.S. pushes Venezuela toward phased democracy even as opposition ceaselessly insults Trump.

The UNHINGED Take

US hand‑wrapping Venezuela to democracy like a cheap knock‑off, while the bulldog opposition bites Trump like a stale khabar. Grandiose circus, no applause.

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COWARD CRUISER / 10

US hand‑wrapping Venezuela to democracy like a cheap knock‑off, while the bulldog opposition bites Trump like a stale khabar.

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US hand‑wrapping Venezuela to democracy like a cheap knock‑off, while the bulldog opposition bites Trump like a stale khabar. COWARD CRUISER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/us-urges-venezuela-to-follow-phased-plan-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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