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ExxonMobil profits double to US$15.4bil on oil price surge

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·30 Oct, 12:19 pm
ExxonMobil profits double to US$15.4bil on oil price surge — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

ExxonMobil doubled its quarterly profits to US$15.4 billion as global oil revenues spiked by 33 percent.

The UNHINGED Take

These corporate parasites are absolutely mangkuk for raking in billions while the rest of us struggle to afford a single tank of petrol. Pure highway robbery in a bespoke suit.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE GREED PEAK / 10

These corporate parasites are absolutely mangkuk for raking in billions while the rest of us struggle to afford a single tank of petrol.

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These corporate parasites are absolutely mangkuk for raking in billions while the rest of us struggle to afford a single tank of petrol. CORPORATE GREED PEAK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/exxonmobil-profits-double-to-us-15-4bil-on #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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