The Straight Version
ExxonMobil doubled its quarterly profits to US$15.4 billion as global oil revenues spiked by 33 percent.
The UNHINGED Take
These corporate parasites are absolutely mangkuk for raking in billions while the rest of us struggle to afford a single tank of petrol. Pure highway robbery in a bespoke suit.

The Bottom Line
CORPORATE GREED PEAK / 10
These corporate parasites are absolutely mangkuk for raking in billions while the rest of us struggle to afford a single tank of petrol.
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These corporate parasites are absolutely mangkuk for raking in billions while the rest of us struggle to afford a single tank of petrol. CORPORATE GREED PEAK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/exxonmobil-profits-double-to-us-15-4bil-on #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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