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Malaysian doctor Mary Suma Cardosa makes history as first Asian to lead global pain research body

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail·30 Oct, 12:53 pm
Malaysian doctor Mary Suma Cardosa makes history as first Asian to lead global pain research body — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Dr. Mary Suma Cardosa is the first Asian physician elected president of the International Association for the Study of Pain.

The UNHINGED Take

Finally an expert at the helm, which is a massive downgrade from the usual local clowns who treat Malaysia's systemic rot with nothing but cheap panadol and empty prayers.

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CLINICALLY SUPERIOR / 10

Finally an expert at the helm, which is a massive downgrade from the usual local clowns who treat Malaysia's systemic rot with nothing but cheap panadol and empty prayers.

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Finally an expert at the helm, which is a massive downgrade from the usual local clowns who treat Malaysia's systemic rot with nothing but cheap panadol and empty prayers. CLINICALLY SUPERIOR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/malaysian-doctor-mary-suma-cardosa-makes-his

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