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Pope warns AI agents are ‘tools, not persons’

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·30 Oct, 12:27 pm
Pope warns AI agents are ‘tools, not persons’ — Malaysia
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Pope labels AI 'tools not persons,' shifting responsibility to humans.

The UNHINGED Take

Vatican pontiff lectures AI while NASA builds sentient droids. Hokey chokes to ward off the actual philosophers. Actual geniuses. Beehive clowns holding their cards close, shuffling algorithms like nothing.

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Vatican pontiff lectures AI while NASA builds sentient droids.

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