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Kenya cult leader Paul Mackenzie sentenced to 200 years

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: DW World·6 Nov, 12:03 pm
Kenya cult leader Paul Mackenzie sentenced to 200 years — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie received 200 years for starving 190 children to death in his apocalyptic cult.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a starving prophet is your ticket to heaven while this absolute cockroach feasts on your delusion. He needs a one-way trip to a furnace, not a prison cell.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10

Imagine thinking a starving prophet is your ticket to heaven while this absolute cockroach feasts on your delusion.

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