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Two dead after bus carrying schoolchildren crashes in France, officials say

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·6 Nov, 12:10 pm
Two dead after bus carrying schoolchildren crashes in France, officials say — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

A bus crash in eastern France has killed one child and one young adult.

The UNHINGED Take

French infrastructure is basically held together by spit and prayer. Another day, another absolute disaster waiting to happen while the authorities scramble to cover their incompetence.

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TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10

French infrastructure is basically held together by spit and prayer.

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French infrastructure is basically held together by spit and prayer. TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/two-dead-after-bus-carrying-schoolchildren-crashes-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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