The Straight Version
A bus crash in eastern France has killed one child and one young adult.
The UNHINGED Take
French infrastructure is basically held together by spit and prayer. Another day, another absolute disaster waiting to happen while the authorities scramble to cover their incompetence.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10
French infrastructure is basically held together by spit and prayer.
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French infrastructure is basically held together by spit and prayer. TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/two-dead-after-bus-carrying-schoolchildren-crashes-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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