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Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 11:54 am
Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie received a life sentence for starving 191 followers to death in a forest.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking starving your own blood is a shortcut to meet Jesus. This absolute waste of oxygen turned a forest into a buffet for vultures while waiting for a divine Uber.

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ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10

Imagine thinking starving your own blood is a shortcut to meet Jesus.

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